I hate Trojan. I apparently hate it so much that I forgot to mention the NES edition's two-player versus mode, which is limited and bori...

I realize it's far too late to make some post recapping everything that happened to me in 2007, and that's just as well, because I d...

I finished Douglas Coupland’s Jpod over Thanksgiving. It’s pretty much a revamp of his fascinating mid-‘90s geek subculture pastiche Micros...

I recently started playing Final Fantasy Tactics in preparation for the enhanced, retranslated port that hits the PSP this Wednesday. It’s ...

I recently found not one, but two things that combine my overbearing fondness for Treasure games with my love of stupidly obscure trivia. Fr...

I'm playing The Red Star demo. I still live in Ohio. And Acclaim is still in business. It impresses me. I'm aware of the nic...

It doesn’t really shock me that voice actors play many versatile roles. It comes with their trade, after all, and I’m no longer amazed that ...

I have important news: Gunstar Super Heroes is only $10 at Toys R Us. If you have even the remotest, vaguest, slightest, subtly lingering fo...

A new scandal arises. The GameBoy Advance port of Final Fantasy VI apparently censors the original’s scene of Celes being beaten by a guard ...

So I callously disparaged the Final Fantasy XII Collector's Edition in my last update. And then I went and bought it anyway. As I tho...

Final Fantasy XII comes out this Tuesday, but actual copies have already trickled out to magazines and some rental stores. After seeing bot...

Yesterday saw an important event in the world of videogames and largely unjustified nostalgia. I'm speaking of the DVD release of the Fr...

For those still reeling (or laughing hysterically) over the unfortunate news surrounding the Valis series and its clearly unsafe-for-work d...

Wow, they're making a new Valis game! Remember Valis , the 16-bit action series about a schoolgirl named Yuko turning into an anime ver...

Well, that settles it. At game shops across Japan, social retards and vapid schoolgirls alike are standing in line for the next avail...

PART ONE National Console Support stocks a new model of Koyori from Sengoku Cannon . For reference, this is Koyori. In characteristic...

VALKYRIE PROFILE WEEK 2005 ends today, unless I come up with some sort of clever addendum that makes the whole thing worthwhile. Since I...

For this installment of VALKYRIE PROFILE WEEK 2005, I'm going to plug Valkyrie Fight Tag , a homebrew PC fighter that's probably kno...

VALKYRIE PROFILE WEEK 2005 continues with a look at another Valkyrie Profile comic I own. It's called “Kami to Hito no Tsumugu Uta,” wh...

In honor of the recent news about Valkyrie Profile 2 , I declare this to be VALKYRIE PROFILE WEEK 2005 and promise daily discussions of the ...